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Easy to find in the corner of a busy shopping center. The decor inside is kitschy bordello circo 1970s. Several eateries nearby.
Decided to try this place based on reviews. Pretty easy to find next to a possibly defunct beauty salon. The sketch, blacked-out glass door pretty much gives it away. Walked in and was immediately greeted by a short plump white chick with an hour-glass figure and blond or brownish hair pulled back in a ponytail. She was wearing a sort of furry looking bikini. The type of getup you would see at the Adult Shop next to the Pink Poodle that supposed to look sexy or erotic but would look ridiculous even in a 70s era porno. I noticed that she had what looked like a birthmark on her left leg. Asked what I wanted and replied massage. She asked for the donation (nothing about how long). She said something about having fun and led me to the room that was right next to the entrance. So it was pretty apparent what was going to happen. (Turned out it was going downhill from there.)
Inside, she said to get undressed and to lay down on the table. She then left the room. There was nowhere to hang your clothes except for a tiny little stool. Got on the table and Star came back in. She sat on my back, got some lotion, and started a massage, which seemed pretty good but lasted less than 5 minutes, when Star asked about service. Asked FS. She said ok. Wanted $$ up front. Negotiated lower. She left the room and came back with the party hats. Requested to use my own, which she didn't want to do at first but then agreed. Some monger came in and she ran out of the room, then came back and said something about there was a new girl who didn't know what she was doing. Star then got to "work". However, she didn't even try to get jr. hard before attempting to put the jimmy Hat on for a CBJ. It was lots of head bobbing a slurping, while I sat on the edge of the table. It was really quite boring. Plus she kept her bra on so no real access to those large boobs, which felt manmade anyway. She eventually stood up and turned around for sort of standing doggy, but that wasn't working either. She turned around and did the dog leg sort of thing. I suggested I lay down. Junior still wasn't cooperating, and she mumbled something about being too tight and having lost her virginity a year ago. (Um, yeah, right.) Opted for a hand job. Said there was only 5 minutes left. (I thought she was shorting me on time, I checked my watch later on the way out and it was almost exactly 45 min.) Tried thinking about a past ATF, which usually does the trick, but By this time it was the point of no return. The whole show was pretty boring. Nothing was going to happen.
Star said something, which I didn't quite catch, then left the room. I got dressed and waited a bit for her to come back in. Thought maybe we could renegotiate the tip since there was no real F in the FS. Walked out of the room and no sign of Star to say goodbye or give the traditional bottle of water.
Pretty much the worst experience I have every had at any place. Only pluses are that her attitude was upbeat. Pretty straight forward about what was going to happen, but to the point where it was a bit off putting. She did not allow any touching during the HJ (or myself to help get jr ready). I'd put 0 for provider and service rating, but 1 star is the minimum. Also, 0.5 for massage, which felt like it might have been halfway decent if it had lasted more than 5 minutes or less. Maybe this old dog is just too used to the Asian providers. Anyway, strike 1 for the white chicks. |
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Posted on 2024-4-22 16:54:23
Posted on 2024-4-23 16:54:23