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Place was in the parking lot. It's well hidden so no walk of shame. It smelled weird, like feet and pee.
This is my 1st time visiting here, but prior to that I've been to a AMPN twice.
My mom passed away a few days ago which left me very depressed and questing life, religion and all that jazz. I just wanted to live life because I never got to live it because I was too busy taking care of my mom all my life.
I've made a few mistakes.
Paid the house fee. It was $60 for 30 mins. The boss(?) was a short old Asian woman with short black hair. She was nice. She lead me to room 1, which had a door. She told me to write my name and phone number on this slip. Nope! I wrote a fake name plus old phone number. I've waited maybe 5-8 mins. The provider came in with a small black one piece one. Her breasts and ass was BIG. She had implants, unfortunately. But she looked like a pornstar. She asked me if it was my first time. I told her yes. BIG MISTAKE. I asked what she does. She responded "how much [money] you put on the table is what I do." I put $200 (I only solid 100's) SECOND BIG MISTAKE. She gave me a massage, which was mediocre. I flipped around and she got on top of me. I asked if she did FS and she asked for more money (after I gave her $200), she asked for $60, but I told her I only had $20. She agreed, but told me to be her returning customer. THIRD BIG MISTAKE. She put the "Hat" on with her mouth. I didn't feel anything. So TiL CBJ sucks. Then she put my man-tool in her pussy. She was tight. It kinda hurt. I'm only 6 inches in length and 5 inches in girth, but she made me feel small. This is what turned me off. She rode me, fine, but she was making fake moans. I hate, no, abhor that shit. I tried to fuck her, but it's my first time with a woman, so I didn't know what I was doing. I just tried to imitate what I've seen in porn (lol). I asked her can we switch to doggy, she agreed, but that didn't work out long because she was on the bed and I couldn't reach her lol, plus her ass was too big. I felt myself going limp so I asked if we could do a different position, she said no because "I was too rough." I asked if she could ride me, she agreed, but told me only for a little while. She then gave me a HJ for about 10 minutes making more fake moans. I asked her if I could touch her kitty, but she said no (I guess she thought my hands were dirty.) I touched her ass and breasts and eventually came. She cleaned me up with tissues and got dressed. She told me to visit her again. She hugged me twice and I gave her that extra $20. Only because she linged around.
Overall I gave the whole experience a C-. She was the first woman I had sex with. It wasn't Disneyland level of experience. I think the condom nullified everything. Her HJ was rough. She kept scratching herself and she didn't look too enthusiastic. She told me to visit again and ask for her, but I'm not going to do it. She's too expensive or she took advantage of me.
On the plus side, she was straight eye candy! She looked GORGEOUS: nice face, long hair, tight body, big (fake) ass and titties.
So I lost my virginity for $280 lol.
Looks: A+
Performance: C-
My mistakes were I overpaid and told them I was new.
I think part of the reason why she finished me off so quickly was because it was near closing time and she lived far away.
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