Yoyo
<div style="height: 272px; margin-bottom: 10px; font-size: 13px; margin-top: -11px;"><div style="width: 100%; border-bottom: 1px dotted rgb(219, 219, 219); padding: 15px 0px 10px; display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap;"><div><label style="font-weight: bold;">Recommend:</label><label style="padding-right: 50px; padding-left: 10px; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">X</label></div><div><label style="font-weight: bold;">Paid To House:</label><label style="padding-right: 50px; padding-left: 10px;">$0</label></div><div><label style="font-weight: bold;">Extra Tip:</label><label style="padding-right: 50px; padding-left: 10px;">$10</label></div></div><div class="custom_girl_body"><div style="float: left; width: 370px; padding: 10px 0px;"><div style="padding: 5px 0px;"><label style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 85, 85);">Provider Rating:</label><label style="padding-left: 10px;">⭐</label></div><div style="padding: 5px 0px; float: left; width: 150px;"><label style="font-weight: bold;">Ethnicity:</label><label style="padding-left: 10px;">Chinese</label></div><div style="padding: 5px 0px; float: left; width: 200px;"><label style="font-weight: bold;">Age:</label><label style="padding-left: 10px;">41-45</label></div><div style="padding: 5px 0px; float: left; width: 150px;"><label style="font-weight: bold;">Height:</label><label style="padding-left: 10px;">5'5''-6'0''</label></div><div style="padding: 5px 0px; float: left; width: 200px;"><label style="font-weight: bold;">Build:</label><label style="padding-left: 10px;">Thin</label></div><div style="padding: 5px 0px; float: left; width: 150px;"><label style="font-weight: bold;">Breast Size:</label><label style="padding-left: 10px;">B</label></div><div style="padding: 5px 0px; float: left; width: 200px;"><label style="font-weight: bold;">Rate Ass:</label><label style="padding-left: 10px;">Flat</label></div><div style="padding: 5px 0px; float: left; width: 150px;"><label style="font-weight: bold;">Eye Color:</label><label style="padding-left: 10px;">Brown</label></div><div style="padding: 5px 0px; float: left; width: 200px;"><label style="font-weight: bold;">Hair Color:</label><label style="padding-left: 10px;">Black</label></div><div style="padding: 5px 0px; float: left; width: 150px;"><label style="font-weight: bold;">Kitty:</label><label style="padding-left: 10px;">Bush</label></div><div style="padding: 5px 0px; float: left; width: 200px;"><label style="font-weight: bold;">Tattoos:</label><!--v-if--><label style="padding-left: 10px; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">X</label></div><div style="padding: 5px 0px; float: left; width: 150px;"><label style="font-weight: bold;">Implants:</label><!--v-if--><label style="padding-left: 10px; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">X</label></div><div style="padding: 5px 0px; float: left; width: 200px;"><label style="font-weight: bold;">Hair Length:</label><label style="padding-left: 10px;">Shoulder Length</label></div></div><div style="float: left; width: 325px; padding: 10px 0px;"><div style="padding: 5px 0px;"><label style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 85, 85);">Service Rating:</label><label style="padding-left: 10px;">⭐</label></div><div style="padding: 5px 0px;"><label style="font-weight: bold;">Finger The Pussy:</label><!--v-if--><label style="padding-left: 10px; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">X</label></div><div style="padding: 5px 0px;"><label style="font-weight: bold;">Lick The Pussy:</label><!--v-if--><label style="padding-left: 10px; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">X</label></div><div style="padding: 5px 0px;"><label style="font-weight: bold;">Kissing:</label><!--v-if--><label style="padding-left: 10px; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">X</label></div><div style="padding: 5px 0px;"><label style="font-weight: bold;">Blowjob:</label><!--v-if--><label style="padding-left: 10px; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">X</label></div><div style="padding: 5px 0px;"><label style="font-weight: bold;">Fs:</label><!--v-if--><label style="padding-left: 10px; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">X</label></div><div style="padding: 5px 0px;"><label style="font-weight: bold;">Breast Play:</label><!--v-if--><label style="padding-left: 10px; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">X</label></div></div><div style="float: left; width: 300px; padding: 10px 0px;"><div style="padding: 5px 0px;"><label style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 85, 85);">Massage Rating:</label><label style="padding-left: 10px;">⭐</label></div><div style="padding: 5px 0px;"><label style="font-weight: bold;">Ass Play:</label><!--v-if--><label style="padding-left: 10px; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">X</label></div><div style="padding: 5px 0px;"><label style="font-weight: bold;">Handjob:</label><!--v-if--><label style="padding-left: 10px; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">√</label></div><div style="padding: 5px 0px;"><label style="font-weight: bold;">Prostate Massage:</label><!--v-if--><label style="padding-left: 10px; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">X</label></div></div></div></div> Just a quick warning for my fellow dudes out there to AVOID AT ALL COSTS YoyoIf I’m in the area I like to pop in and see who’s working sometimes…usually it’s a mix of the same crew, EVA is definitely the best option here in terms of looks and service.
Last time I popped in was a few weeks ago, and I ran into Yoyo, who I recognised from A+ previously. This review is about my experience with her there, and why I immediately left when I saw she was the only one here at Apple.
Yo-yo is on the taller side, very skinny (looks unhealthy), has super ugly feet, pretty much zero English, and a seriously bad attitude. At first glance she seems attractive enough, but by all means AVOID AT ALL COSTS.
A buddy of mine was curious about the monger game, so I obliged to take him on a little excursion for his first time. We went to A+ and he liked the vibe of Viki, so we stayed, and I ended up going with Yoyo, mainly because she was free and I didn’t want to just wait in the car outside.
Yoyo’s massage is so bad, I’m pretty sure it’s intentional to rush the session. I knew I didn’t have anything else to do besides wait, so I let her continue with this half assed, zero effort, bullshit ass massage for like 10 minutes. I felt so awkward during it, and like second hand embarrassment for her. I tried to guide her, but she wouldn’t listen, or didn’t understand. I finally flipped over, and she had some crazy upsell for services, I eventually just said “you know what, I’m good with a massage only”. She wouldn’t have it, insisted that she could do a great HJ, but wanted 80$ for it. I told her again “no, the most I’m gonna tip you is 20 bucks”. She agrees and then starts dry jerking my sleeping cock all weird, I tell her to slow down and use some oil. She puts the oil, and then quickly starts jacking me like a fucking mad woman again. She’s fully clothed, has all the sensuality of a flat beer, and is jacking me off like she learned from watching a bad porn…this was probably the WORST experience I’ve had in an MP, and to my surprise, it got even worse than that!
After she repeatedly wouldn’t listen to me about slowing down, I just told her to stop and said I was done and got up and started getting dressed. She started screaming about her 20 bucks, and I told her I didn’t want to tip because everything was so bad, but as a token of good will, I would give her 10 bucks extra. I hand her a 20 and ask for change, and this bitch takes the money and runs and locks herself in the office! I knock on the door a few times, she doesn’t answer or open, so I go to the front and pull the curtain back from the window and look at her and say “seriously, what the fuck are you doing?” She starts yelling for viki, who’s in there with my buddy and I’m not trying to ruin his session. Anyway, viki comes out eventually and I tell her what happened, she gets me my ten dollars back and apologises for what happened. I told her this was unacceptable as the whole experience was terrible and I was still being nice about it. Anyway, she refunded me 60 total, 40 for the session and the full 20 I left for tip.
Flash forward a couple weeks, I see Yoyo here at Apple, and I’m like “oh it’s you again”. She recognises me, says she’s the only one working today…I leave, and as I’m doing so she spits on the ground and starts cussing at me in Cantonese.
Hands down the worst provider that gave the single most terrible experience I’ve ever had in a MP. She’s liable to change her name after this, so beware folks.
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